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I <3 Google

Tue Jul 7, 2009, 9:17 AM
  • Mood: Adoration
  • Listening to: Nine Inch NAILS MADAFAHKA!
  • Playing: Might get after Soul Caliber in a while.
  • Drinking: Coffee
Have you been searching for that all knowing, all powerful entity? The one that will answer all your prayers, all the questions you have, give you solutions to all your problems in life?

Try Google. <3 It's as close to Almighty as I'm ever going to get. ;_;

I noticed that Google was my go-to thing for all the questions I had and all the problems I needed solutions to...from complicated problems to sheer boredom. Every time someone needs to find something, where do I send them? Google. Every time that person is too lazy to Google it, what do I do? I Google it. Or tell them to fuck themselves.

I'm very grateful to Google. I should bake the people that run Google cookies or send them flowers or booze or something to express my gratitude.

Just a random thought I had that lead to my realization. ;_; I like Google. <3

ALSO.

If you can't find something on Google...it's just a search engine. If it can't find it, it's probably not there. Or you're not GOOGLING HARD ENOUGH.

You can't expect to find something that's not there. If it's not there, go make it! FOO.

;____;

I wonder what the internet's favorite cookie is.
....
I'm going to see what happens when I Google that.
RESULT: [link]

I NEED A TRANSLATOR! D:

Anyway. See? Google is our friend, our guardian angel. ;_;

I'm done being a superdork now.

AS YOU WERE.


(EDIT:: www . thankyougoogle . net

Oh yeah. I Googled that. I WENT THERE.

You could say I get extra dorky when I don't sleep for two days, OR, you could find ways to thank Google. Together, we could sign a giant rubber spider and throw it in a box full of fake spiderwebs and send it to Google with a giant card that says GOOGLE IS THE NEW SEX....

Or you can just go ">_> loser" at me. I know you want to.

INGRATES.)

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Thank you :party: :hug:

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"Don't you know that I'll be around to guide you, through your weakest moments to leave them behind you"
:D No problemo

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Merci d'ajouter mes photographies à vos favoris.

(Why did I say it in French? Cause I can.)

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Ti amo, lo amavo, voi mai non lo amavo.
I'm impressed. I'm amused. I'm confused.

But, above all, I'm hungry. I don't know why, but this made me realize I was STARVING.

If I'm not very much mistaken, what you said had nothing to do with noodles. So it's a mystery.

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XD I love you.

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Ti amo, lo amavo, voi mai non lo amavo.
Factoid # IhavenoideabecauseIwasntkeepingtrack!

The emotions of love and hate are initiated by the same part of the brain, which is why both evoke such ridiculous reactions. =x!

I thought that was neat. I learned that really randomly, too. I was in history class with my history group to talk about our project (at the time). As per usual, we got off topic and started talking about love and hate and how they weren't really opposites when the future valedictorian (sp*) of my class turned around and said that fact. We were a little stunned she decided to join the conversation since she's usually pretty aloof with us. *shrug*

Anyway, I thought you might find that interesting! =D And now... I'm off to go drink mango smoothie that my grandma made. Yaaaaay mango smoothie! XD

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Ugh D: I'm jealous of your smoothie!

And I do find that an interesting fact. Thank you :D I'm actually probably going to look into that some more.

O' Formidable Opponent, I shall return with a factoid to END ALL FACTOIDS...maybe. ^_^

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