Have you been searching for that all knowing, all powerful entity? The one that will answer all your prayers, all the questions you have, give you solutions to all your problems in life?

Try Google. <3 It's as close to Almighty as I'm ever going to get. ;_;

I noticed that Google was my go-to thing for all the questions I had and all the problems I needed solutions to...from complicated problems to sheer boredom. Every time someone needs to find something, where do I send them? Google. Every time that person is too lazy to Google it, what do I do? I Google it. Or tell them to fuck themselves.

I'm very grateful to Google. I should bake the people that run Google cookies or send them flowers or booze or something to express my gratitude.

Just a random thought I had that lead to my realization. ;_; I like Google. <3

ALSO.

If you can't find something on Google...it's just a search engine. If it can't find it, it's probably not there. Or you're not GOOGLING HARD ENOUGH.

You can't expect to find something that's not there. If it's not there, go make it! FOO.

;____;

I wonder what the internet's favorite cookie is.
....
I'm going to see what happens when I Google that.
RESULT: [link]

I NEED A TRANSLATOR! D:

Anyway. See? Google is our friend, our guardian angel. ;_;

I'm done being a superdork now.

AS YOU WERE.


(EDIT:: www . thankyougoogle . net

Oh yeah. I Googled that. I WENT THERE.

You could say I get extra dorky when I don't sleep for two days, OR, you could find ways to thank Google. Together, we could sign a giant rubber spider and throw it in a box full of fake spiderwebs and send it to Google with a giant card that says GOOGLE IS THE NEW SEX....

Or you can just go ">_> loser" at me. I know you want to.

INGRATES.)